New York (eTruePolitics) – Minutes after press reports surfaced that a Donald Trump company violated the United States embargo of communist Cuba during Fidel Castro’s presidency, the ‘Trump Libre’ cocktail disappeared from the Trump Tower Grill menu, eTruePolitics has learned. “There was never a ‘Trump Libre’ or any other ‘Libre’ served at the Trump Tower […]
New York (eTruePolitics) – The Commission on Presidential Debates announced today that the audio malfunction which has enraged Donald Trump and supporters was caused by the candidate’s repeated inability to keep his foot out of his mouth, not a defective microphone as Trump had charged. “After a thorough forensic analysis we have determined that Mr. […]
Springfield, America (eTruePolitics) – Homer Simpson, a surrogate for CNN President Jeff Zucker, talks Corey Lewandowski: facts, stupidity, statistics and the value of weaseling out. Photo illustration and reporting by Ray Dougela
Birth of a Campaign: Trump: “Obama born in Kenya.” Media: “Obama’s birthplace: Both sides have a point.”
Clinton Runs Sub-Four-Minute Mile, Joins Cast of American Ninja Warrior; Trump Points To Steroid Use
New York (eTruePolitics) – If you’re Hillary Clinton and you’re waiting for Donald Trump to give you a break, don’t. Bouncing back from a bout of pneumonia, the 68-year-old Clinton ran a sub-four-minute mile before breakfast, worked out for three hours in her new Hillary Ninja Gym, then taped ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars,” where […]
New York (eTruePolitics) – New health details from Donald Trump (70) revealed that since July 4th the current Republican presidential candidate’s weight has dropped over 30 pounds to 236. Trump’s weight topped off at 267 pounds , an alarming but understandable number since he was in training for the annual Nathan’s Coney Island Hot Dog […]
New York (eTruePolitics) – A crowd outside Fox News’ Manhattan offices protesting the forced resignation of Greta Van Susteren was dispersed without incident by the NYPD Tuesday afternoon, eTruePolitics has learned. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” a patrolman told reporters.