Washington (eTruePolitics) – The “Republican Low Bar Gymnastics Competition” will be held all day, every day, during the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, eTruePolitics has learned. The much anticipated July 18-21 competition, open to all delegates and expected to feature elaborate twisting and flipping, consists of the following events, named in honor of Republican party […]
New York (eTruePolitics) – Once again doubling down on a controversial statement – this time his call for 24/7 surveillance of American Muslims – current Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump urged police officials and anti-immigration activists nationwide to “Follow the falafel.” “Muslim’s can’t resist the stuff,” Mr. Trump explained in a tweet.
New York (eTruePolitics) – With their National Convention in a deep financial hole, Republicans finally received some good news today when WME-IMG, the Hollywood talent agency and new owner of the mixed martial arts organization Ultimate Fighting Championship, announced the UFC would be a major sponsor of their upcoming convention. A Democratic spokesperson quickly denounced the […]
10. “Summer, my ass.” 9. “Greatest thing about the Open? No Curtis Strange.” 8. “Yes, Mr. Montgomerie, we know you’re upset about something.” 7. “A Postage Stamp belongs on a letter not a golf course.” 6. “I feel so sorry for Tiger.” 5. “You think it’s true that wind causes more suicides than depression?” 4. […]
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