New York (eTrueSports) – Sources close to the NFL report that the 2016 Draft should wrap-up “mid-June-ish.”
New York (eTrueSports) – After Donald Trump announced his intention to name former basketball coach Bobby Knight his future Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, aides are said to be concerned the presidential contender actually believes Knight is a U.S. Army General, a source told eTrueSports. “Who the hell is gonna tell Mr. Trump […]
Indianapolis (eTrueSports) – In the wake of his embarrassing goof in which he referred to a basketball hoop as a “ring” in basketball-crazy Indiana, Sen. Ted Cruz is quickly seeking to show Indiana voters he knows his basketball, telling voters that “I’ve been a big hoopster ever since the game was invented by Abner […]
Washington (eTrueSports) – “Meet The Ringers” – the new Ted Cruz ad running statewide in Indiana – called “Worst Political Ad Ever” by U.S. Advertising Council.
Boston (eTrueSports) – After learning of a federal appeals court reinstatement of Tom Brady’s original four-game suspension for his involvement in the ‘Deflategate’ scandal, supermodel Gisele Bundchen has dumped the Patriot star as her husband. “I’ve been expecting this day for a long time,” said Bundchen in a statement to the press. “The moment […]
Raleigh, NC (eTrueSports) – North Carolina governor Pat McCrory today named recently fired ESPN analyst Curt Schilling the state’s new Director of Media Relations. “As long as you’re not a tranny, a homo or Bruce Springsteen and you’re not trying to sleep with my wife, we’ll get along fine,” Schilling told a group of reporters.
New York (eTrueSports) – A crowd outside ESPN’s Manhattan offices protesting the firing of Curt Schilling was dispersed without incident by the NYPD Thursday afternoon, eTrueSports has learned. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” a patrolman told reporters.
“Soulless” New Yankee Stadium to be Razed, ‘Old’ Stadium Rebuilt New York (eTrueSports) – In a surprising announcement, the Steinbrenner family, owners of the New York Yankees, responding to mounting public criticism, announced they would immediately begin rebuilding an exact duplicate of the ‘old Yankee’ stadium on its original grounds. When the new old stadium […]
Buffalo (eTrueSports) – Sources close to Donald Trump say the mogul is furious at Bills’ football coach Rex Ryan for comments he made in introducing a visibly plump Trump at a Buffalo rally Monday night. Ryan jokingly said that Trump’s weight gain was an attempt by the mogul to “eat his way” onto the […]
New York (eTrueSports) – The American Narcolepsy Association has offered Joe Girardi the newly created position of National Poster Person. “I need to sleep on it,” Yankee manager reportedly said shortly before his naptime.