IVANKA TRUMP’S “WOMEN WHO HATE WOMEN” ANGERS JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY
Washington (eTruePolitics) – With the publication of Ivanka Trump’s “Women Who Hate Women” the Trump administration is again in apparent violation of the U.S. Constitution’s Emoluments Clause, which prohibits public officials from profiting while in government service.
“It’s an obscure provision,” said perpetually beleaguered White House press secretary Sarah Hiccup Sanders. “Nobody gives a crap.”
After abruptly cutting short her press briefing, Sanders abruptly waddled back to the podium.
“I realize the press will roast me for being overly sentimental, but I wanted to say one thing anyway,” added an unexpectedly emotional Sanders.
“Ivanka is a money-making machine and the boss loves her very much.”
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela