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Trump Names UFC President Dana White Secretary of Education to Replace Betsy DeVos Who Will Fulfill a “Lifetime” Dream of Becoming an MMA Fighter
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump plans to name Dana White, head of...
Pence Family Values Guarantee Trip to Hell
God’s Awfuls Photo illustration by Ray...
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“Smells Like a Wet Dog:” Trump Whinery Plagued by Cork Taint
In vino veritas (“In wine lies the truth.”) Photo illustration by Ray...
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Pence Asked Tough Questions of Doctors in Visit to Mayo Clinic
By Frank Coffey Rochester, MN (eTruePolitics) – In a visit today to the reknowned Mayo...
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Trump Receives Noble Prize for Creating New Self-Test to Identify Virulent Gas
Speling is harde. An actual tweet from the current president. Of the United States. (No, really,...
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Roseanne Barr to Star as Trump in Producer Harvey Weinstein’s Horror Film ‘Joke’ Based On Current President’s Press Briefings
By Frank Coffey Hollywood (eTruePolitics) – Roseanne Barr is set to star as Donald Trump in...
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With Reports of Kim Jong-Un’s Death, President Orders Trump Grill to Drop Kimchi From ‘Great Leaders, Great Dishes’ Tasting Menu
by Frank Coffey Washington, New York (eTruePolitics) – In a quick response to the reported...
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